維基詞典:壞笑話和刪除的胡話/Gates

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蓋茲,男子名。


例句:bss小徑灣的Gates讀了4年八年級,同時最高入股2000万,參與投資200餘次,身價估計在27億左右。他將來的事業目標是成為一個生物學博士,身兼「耳機帶師」,「股神」,「天使投資人」「陰陽鐵汁」等頭銜。同時獲得2011年感動中國十大人物之一。身殘志堅,得了腦癱仍然不忘學業,同時愛在校園,是廣大青年的學習榜樣。據悉,在2028年,他的頭像會發布在第7版鈔票上,亦或是及競選美國總統的特朗普拉下馬。

Gates of Bss Xiaojingwan has been in the 8th grade for 4 years. At the same time, he has a maximum shareholding of 20 million, and has participated in more than 200 investments. His future career goal is to become a Ph.D. in Biology, and hold the titles of "Headphone Band Master", "Stock God", "Angel Investor" and "Yin Yang Iron Juice". At the same time, he was one of the top ten people who moved China in 2011. Being physically and mentally disabled, and still having a cerebral palsy, he still does not forget his studies, and at the same time loves being on campus, is a learning example for the vast number of youth. It is reported that in 2028, his avatar will be posted on the seventh edition of the banknote, or Trump's election for the US president may be dismissed.